Frankly, My Dear…

For the past week or so, I’ve had a bird pooping on the front doors of my car–mostly on the drivers side. I couldn’t quite figure out how it seemed to show up in exactly the same place after I washed it off, and there was so much of it I thought it must be a crow or something bigger! We do have owls and hawks around here. The mystery was finally solved today when I looked out and noticed a bird sitting on the outside mirror–he would fly down in front of the mirror and back up and back and forth continuously until I walked out to shoo his nutty little bird brain away! It would be a lot funnier if he hadn’t left so much poop behind!